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Looking at meats and poultry on display, she suddenly grabbed hold of a dressed chicken, she picked up one wing, sniffed it, picked up the other wing and sniffed it, picked up one leg, sniffed it, picked up the other leg, sniffed it. One day, his daughter bought a dress for the doctor. Then,the daughter bought a hamster and named it 'nipples'. Finally,the daughter bought some milk but the father finished the milk off. Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

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